If you have ever been to the beautiful Yellowstone
National Park and visited Old Faithful, you know that you can be waiting a
while. The intervals range between 60-110 minutes. When I visited, it was about 45 minutes of
waiting before Old Faithful finally erupted in all of its glorious
wonderment!
After that much time passes, one tends to have to
relieve themself so off to the ladies room we went, where a putrid odor slapped
me in the face as soon as I walked through the door.
"Whew," I thought, "Somebody took a
serious dump." I proceeded to walk into the unoccupied stall only to find
a colossal explosion pasted all over the wall and back of the toilet. I stared
in amazement! How does that much fences come out of one body? And how do
you traject that much diarrhea, completely missing the toilet bowl?
All I could imagine is that some poor woman waited
way too long to see the famous eruption that when she finally got to the
bathroom and pulled her pants down all hell broke loose!
How ironic!
I feel bad for the person who had to clean that disaster up and for that
woman, whose memory of Old Faithful was forever tainted by a serious
misjudgment!
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